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Anything you can do I can do better...
If you can read this...
To pull the envelope
A test with zest
Please get off of my goat
You say potato, I say pomme de terre
Dear viewers of Today Tonight...
A cause for national shame
Your mission, should you choose to accept it
The Last Temptation of Gilchrist
2006 - The year in preview
And now for something completely different...
In the pursuit of instant gratification
Coming to you live from a high horse
Web 2.0: Synergising the RSS blogosphere
Eviscerating the proletariat
Today's Current Affairs, Tonight
Sharing is caring
Apple of my eye
Mac and I
The impression that I get
We don't sell showbags!
Do you feel like a prince yet?
Camel News Network
What circumstances lead to the point in your life where you used the best ever sentence you have ever uttered?
Set sail for Dullsville!
What the hell do you eat / why won't you eat outside?
Games you should be playing Volume 1 - Nethack
Deep Blue Fear
When you die, how old will you want to be, what will you want to have acheived in your life, and in what circumstances would you want to die?
It's not the years, it's the mileage
What process would you undergo to construct an InfernoKrusher haiku?
Put something here
The Kung fu is strong with this one
If you are not with us, then you are our enemy!
Coming up next, on "When Bogans Attack"...
Sleep now in the fire
They're inside the COMPUTER?
You know what I mean
When all you have is a hammer
There's no business...
Calm like a bomb
Are you now, or have you ever been a dumb chook?
The Strongest Woman in The World
It's like rain on your wedding day
Things that rhyme with Duff - Tough, stuff, rough... enough....
This shoe needs some praise
Last week on Felicity...
He had The Touch
As dry as a frog's tit in the middle of the desert!
The kid's got moxie. Real spunk.
Why I hate computers - By nathan Partridge (Age 23)
She was born in nineteen-oh-ten? Oh Grandpa, you card!
It's like deja vu all over again
Going through the motions
Green eyes... I mean brown eyes
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
You'll never never know
Perhaps I need to get out of the kitchen
Apparently they are heroes, but not fully shelled.
Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
Uh, I was drinking before I got here...
What's taters, precious?
The undead and you: A primer
Who will be the first against the wall?
I want to switch
Foreign languages and you: A primer
Racial stereotypes and you: A primer
Primers and you: A primer
Walk through the fire
Cake faced? Oh so funny!
You could say I did it all for the Wookiee
Shouldn't the black ball go first?
You're braver than I thought
Bo Zhu is on the bad list
ONE, TWO, THREE!
Chateau Sasquatch '92. A very bad year.
Once more, with feeling!
I can resist anything but temptation
On the fourth day of Christmas...
For real this time
You go first!
I'm feeling... orange
To die in glorious battle...
No man is an... archipelago?
nathan VS Cityrail - part 4 - Electric Boogaloo
Julian, Dick, George, Anne, and timmy the dooooog...
Gentleman, what we face here is a DEFICIT SCENARIO!
It seems that I've found my line.
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Pray I do not alter the deal any further.
nathan seems to have some free time.
Rose, sweet, blah.
A glove is just a hand bag.
This is progress?
So much for sleeping.
Uh, it's post-modemism. Yeah.
Poopaki... that's a triple word score!
Fighting for what?
Ich uber alles!
Such a bitch!
You can read minds?
For pure reasons. Honest!
I guess I didn't know.
Don't cross the beams!
Ich bin hungrig, demo, mein kuchi tut weh!
Was he just talking about shampoo?
Into the fire.
Causality, Ninjas, Fucking Flowers - Oh My!
It's for a good cause.
I want to be Abigail!
I don't get it.
Did he just say...?
nathan VS Cityrail - part 3
You're eating breakfast and it's half past three?
OH MY DEAR GOD WHERE IS THE SLICE OF CHEESE ON MY BURGER?!
Go, Speed Racer go!
It's just... neat.
Beware the Ides of March... in August!
Just a word of advice...
nathan VS Cityrail - part 2
I'm going to hell.
Do you want some scausage?
Hey, it could come in handy!
It's like that rollover song... only different.
Not quite spring cleaning.
What's with all the god damn water?
Through the hoop.
I will not be beaten.
Dancing my secret dance
I've got the chorus, but I do not have the melody...
It gave me CSI mate!
Let's do the time warp agaaaaain...
It's too damn cold.
USE LUNIX OR ELSE I'LL FPROT YOUR TARBALL HAHA DEV\NULL
Do your part!
Of course, you realise, this means war.
You see, the trick is to go in expecting to get hurt.
No, wait, that was just a practice!
Standard fare, really.
I don't need a reason!
To bring you up to speed.
No, seriously. This time I mean it.
Crazy pieces of wood!
High and mighty
Kyup! Or is that knope?