Go, Speed Racer go!
Painful class at Hapkido tonight. Whilst grappling with James, somehow his knuckle made contact with my eye. I suspect I'll be waking up to a black eye tomorrow. Cool. I also performed the worst high cat roll in recorded history, by landing straight on my head. For reasons unknown, my body decided that using my arms to absorb the impact was a far too responsible thing to do. I saw stars!
In case you were wondering, yes, I did think about putting in some sort of celebrity related joke at the end there, but since it is the sort of nonsense you'd expect from me, I thought better of it.