The USS Quad Damage

She was born in nineteen-oh-ten? Oh Grandpa, you card!

It seems I'll be needing to get a bone scan done on the lower half of my body. There's a possibility that we may be dealing with The C Word*. Not really sure about what will happen with me until I get back to the specialist with the results of the scan. God damn, even more radiation. It'd be tragic if I ended up getting You Know What** from all these scans that are for there for detecting it.

* Communism
** Cooties