I don't think Twitter has long to go, at least for keeping my interest
I changed the look of the site slightly
How would Woolworths deal with pulling Dick Smith's substantial personality from their newly acquired Dick Smith Electronics stores?
You know that guy who always makes analogies? I hate that guy...
There's an old joke that the Alanis Morissette song "Ironic" is anything but. I'm here to defend the poor girl.
Sometimes you need to reason with people in a calm and rational manner. Other times you just need to punch them in the face.
Now all I need is to use words long enough to use the feature.
According to statistics, I am a vacuous teenage girl
Is saying arbitrary things about a particular race racist? The answer is "probably, yeah", but only until you start to fuck with the goddamn formula.
Man if Clay Shirky can do it, we can all do it!
I'm making a joke about homosexuality and apple products. Some people call homosexuals "assbandits", which some gay dudes may find offensive, but I'm sure some are still giggling...
Do you feel lucky? Well... do ya? PUNK!?!
As it turns out, it's everyone's house.
Lights go out and I can't be saved Tides that I tried to swim against You've put me down upon my knees Oh I beg, I beg and please, YAAR!
Right then, switch to camera two... and... action!
No longer looking forward to my high school re-union?
I was waiting for the cricket... honest!
No wait, it's not what you think... but it is about murder.
Even I don't know what I'm saying... ?
Our "Christmas is over" party went over without a hitch. Or did it?
I'm like superman in reverse
It feels like my IQ went down 30 points, and I'm not happy about it
I'm about to make another achievement in the world tomorrow if my farcical graduation ceremony is anything to go by.
Tires are for the week
Everyone should read my blog
I have high expectations
Good luck with your new guild
Watching me, watching you
Taking pictures for no apparent reason can draw the ire of pigs
I want to praise you like a shoe...
You are what you eat... call me milk n milo!
gobble gobble, brrrrr!
First it was Australian Idol, then the Biggest Loser, Dancing on Ice, and now it's So you think you can Dance...
Something about talented musicians
How we ended a game of Bartog based on the core rules
Last night Margaret Throsby was whispering in my ear as I pee'd. And I liked it!
A story about two reviewers and a singer has me more interested than the movie they're talking about
How I screwed up the migration from blogger
I feel ill, and it could be any number of things
That's right, it was nathan! I walked up to him but he didn't notice me. He looked right at me but he still didn't notice me! I realised that l would need to be more forceful.