The USS Quad Damage

You'd never guess who i met at the train station the other day

That's right, it was nathan! I walked up to him but he didn't notice me. He looked right at me but he still didn't notice me! I realised that l would need to be more forceful.

That’s right, it was Nathan! I walked up to him but he didn’t notice me. He looked right at me but he still didn’t notice me! I realised that l would need to be more forceful.

So I punched him in the gut. I figured at the very least, it would allow him to add to his growing list of exploits with the train system, not to mention that in the process, he would recognise me.

He didn’t recognise me.

After a good 3-5 seconds of staring directly at me, with a horrified look, he still hadn’t recogised me. I came to believe then (and am still open to the possibility that), that this was not in fact Nathan at all, but a clone, who did not know me at all. My raucous laughter faded, at which point Nathan’s facial recognition skills finally kicked into gear. The rest, as they say, was history, in that it happened in the past.

I wrote this on my Palm, and it took me almost half an hour. Please appreciate my work.