I hearby offer my sincerest and deepest apology to former Australian Prime Minister John Howard and the rest of the Australian people for voting Labour at the last federal election and bagging out Mr Howard.
After careful consideration and having seen all the pointless and costly symbolism touted and performed by Mr Rudd and his government as achievements I have realised the error of my ways.
To the Liberal leadership. Please pull your heads out of your arses and form a viable alternative government asap so I can vote for you next election.