The USS Quad Damage

Oh, Max

I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right.

[Disclaimer] Admittedly, I’m in way over my head w.r.t. history and sex role-play, but I can’t stand minor technical faults, so here I go...

If you’re taking part in erotic role-play where you’re a doctor, I don’t think that qualifies you to be a doctor (unless you were already a doctor, in which case why the fuck are you playing a doctor? You should be a fireman or something). Max Mosley (wikipedia) recently tried this, except he was treating five “patients”, and he wasn’t playing a doctor, rather a Nazi... and/or a Jew...

This doesn’t actually make him a Nazi.

I’m not saying he’s not either, just that there’s not enough information to make a determination either way. Hitler was a friend of his dad, but he couldn’t exactly do a lot about that. I’m sure the six degrees of Hitler is pretty telling, especially if you count all the jews. Also, Hitler used to paint, but we don’t sneer at painters. To Max Mosley’s credit, I think Hitler wasn’t that into F1 racing...

So, in the end, he took place in wierd sex games. This is something he denies, but there’s a videotape, so he’s basically full of shit. If you’re feeling generous you could say that you probably can’t tell for sure that he’s definitely doing Nazi shit in this video, just standard BDSM (man I hope that’s the right term).

Contrast with Max Payne, who killed a lot of people to find the person who killed his wife, and ended up having sex with her. And he’s the hero. Fuck I felt bad for Vlad.