Now that I've got your attention...
well, actually this IS an article about
sex with robots
So don't worry guys (and girls) you may soon have your very own e-girlfriend (or e-bo) to fool around with.
Ready for the worst joke in history? (Hey, it's 6am and I've been up for hours!!!!!)
Gives a new meaning to ... wait... wait... it's coming... you'll love this, seriously...
get it? cos like... ahh screw it it's not even funny - I'm going back to bed!