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Things that are wrong

is it wrong to have your girlfriend call you "Daddy"?

Rihanna is subtitled with “good girl, gone bad”. Why is that supposed to be appealing? You wouldn’t do it with food: “Good cheese... gone bad!”. You wouldn’t really do it with anything. Why the hell is that sort of shit fly with women? Since when is “bad” “good”? Rhianna – like listening to music... but somehow ending up with Herpes...

Conclusion: Bad girls are bad. End of story.