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Transformers review

Why write a hateful review when someone else so succintly sums up all your points?

This is the best review of Transformers I’ve ever seen. The thing about this is, it’s entirely accurate. If my expectations weren’t already so low, I’d probably also cry. The real problem I’ve got is that the guy who voices Optimus Prime is the original prime, and apparently one of the dudes who did the original cartoon (and / or comic) was consulted for the story.

They should both be ashamed.