The USS Quad Damage


OK, so I may have mentioned that I use Google Analytics to measure the site's stats. It's great. It tells me lots of things about the people who frequent this site. I'd like to share some of these little factoids with you:
  • The most popular search term for this site is "butt-plug", closely followed by "jehovah's witness"
  • Most of our visitors are returning, direct hits, with blogger hits coming second.
  • Most people enter at the front page.
  • The Team Choko Roll-Call is being viewed often, closely followed by the october archives and the Kari post
  • 2/3 of our viewers use Firefox, and about 1/5 use IE.
  • 2/3 of our viewers use Windows, about 1/5 use Macs.
  • We got 1 hit from a SunOS box.
  • Most people use 1280x1024 or 1024x768
  • Someone used an anonymising proxy to get to our site.
  • A remarkable number of hits come from people looking up naval vessels, or the quads (muscles?), or quad damage.
  • Some people look up bioinformatics or bone diseases.
  • One person searched for "Kari Byron in shackles". I wish...
  • One person searched for "Shaun Micallef". Awesome that we could draw the ire of people looking for Shaun.
  • One fruitcake searched for "small child on young girls sex pics". What... the... fuck...