The USS Quad Damage

The good Rodney Adler

He's working in the bakery. My mum says he's taking it easy, soaking up the sunrays, and also getting some baking done to boot! A four year vacation learning to bake and soaking up the sun. The downside? You have to pee and defecate in front of people.

My mum was surprised, because most people don't take prison that well.

On the bright side, someone might die because they smuggled drugs into another country.

Mo money mo problems? Possibly, but only for black people, it seems.