Now that I’ve got your attention…
well, actually this IS an article about
sex with robots!
So don’t worry guys (and girls) you may soon have your very own e-girlfriend (or e-bo) to fool around with.
Ready for the worst joke in history? (Hey, it’s 6am and I’ve been up for hours!!!!!)
Gives a new meaning to … wait… wait… it’s coming… you’ll love this, seriously…
ROOT DIRECTORY
get it? cos like… ahh screw it it’s not even funny – I’m going back to bed!

hard drive. de-fragmenting. mount, ALU, cache.
wait, what were we talking about?